I Have A New York Accent

memewhore:

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sunnymutual:

tumblr i am BEGGING you to let me reblog ads, this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

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oooooooooooooooook:

me: *reads wrong zodiac* me as- oh fuck
me: *reads correct zodiac* me as hell

br-o-ken-poetry:

*gets up*
*wastes day*
*goes to bed again*
yay

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communistbakery:

honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years

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zackysuckssynsdick:

uter-fist:
uter-fist:
weloveshortvideos:
when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat
FUCK
why does this always make me hysterical oh my fucking god
THIS IS HORRIFYING

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weabooweedwitch:

ayellowbirds:
Just seeing photos of this, I feel lucky.
blessed image, rb for good luck when you need it most

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latinoking:

🗻
Llamas gather on a hillside
Lake Titicaca, Peru 🇵🇪
by Christian Heeb, laif/Redux

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